THIS PERSON TAUGHT THEIR BIRD HOW TO ORAORAA LIKE TH JOJOS IM SCREAMING
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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finally, a shiny McDonald’s
CATCH IT BEFORE IT ESCAPES
Where’s a Master Ball when you need one?
what do you call your skeleton brother
Please turn off your computer until you have learned to make good puns.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
where are the relatable posts at?
tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?
My little bug meeting the voice behind her cosplay ~
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